Абрам Иваныч Чингачгук (alex_nifontov) wrote,
Абрам Иваныч Чингачгук
alex_nifontov

(важно прокашлявшись)

Единочаятели!

Третьего дня совершенно ВНЕЗАПНО получил в свои потные ручки черенок от лопаты банхаммер от некой достаточно крупной жыдопомойки (сиречь, жыже-комьюнити), полностью овладеванной к тому моменту Боевыми Человекоподобными Электрическими Ботами.

Разумеется, быстро, решительно были приняты меры анального огораживания, позволившие в кратчайшие сроки устранить зловещую угрозу анальной оккупации. Признаться, был неготов к тому, что прежнее руководство, мягко говоря, не озаботилось подготовкой к вторжению деньгопоклонных иудеомассонских зеенштейнов (фамилия тоже не наша). Ни армий комодов в черенками наготове, ни анального теста Тьюринга, ни фундаментального огораживания. Кто хочешь - заходи, что хочешь - пиши. Непорядок.

Железной рукой повернув ситуацию к лешему, задумался и незамедлительно сделал выводы. Вкратце: засилье электроботов вызвано ленью, похуизмом и элементарным незнанием матчасти человеков. Скайнет, скайнет грЪдет!

Докладывал старший уберупалнамоченный копетан Я. Е. Банько.

ЗыЖ.В потайном кармане расстреляного на месте бота обнаружен сикретный матерьял - планы дальнейшего овладевания и список целей. Смотрителям приготовить черенки и ссаные тряпки.


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